crawfish broil

Relaxing while drinking a beer while your woman boils the crawfish for your party.

You going to Mike's crawfish broil, I heard his woman is cooking and he'll be sittin' back drinkin' a beer.

David and Richard are retarded to believe that Mike's crawfish broil was a misspelling on the invitation.

by Mike Redfield June 14, 2013

London Broil

When one person deficates into the mouth of another as a sexual act.

The London Broil that he gave me tasted like old corn.

by Jefangle October 24, 2003

Flam broil

A term used 2 indicate having a sleepoverr

Jackie:Hey Meagan u wanna have a Flam Broil with me nd Jessica
Meagan:Gee Wiz that would be swell
Jessica: Giraffe

by nubbalicous July 23, 2005

wood broil

The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

by Ron Gant February 16, 2008

Char-Broiled Sprinkles

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

The Mountain Bandit Broil

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.

"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."

by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022

London Broil Steak

an orgasmic filet steak soaked in salad dressing and cooked on the grill

My mom makes the best london broil steak ever

by ClumzyChick May 16, 2009