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Cut my Bread 

This is a phrase that refers to when a girl asks and guy to cut her bread at lunch...but in all actuality it's a trick to see if he is whipped. Can also be mistaking for Cut my salad
Rachel: Hey, Jeff can you please cut my bread.
Cut my Bread by Rachel Vaughan August 19, 2007

Cut my bread 

A phrase a female would use at dinner in front of other couples to show that her man is whipped. If the male does cut the bread. He is thereforth whipped
Cut my bread by Rachelv October 15, 2007

Cut this Bread 

Yo I gotta cut this bread. Can I get two fives and a ten?

cutting bread

When someone has a wedgie and are walking with a limp because their underpants are too far up their dot.
Ahh look at that lady limping she got cutting bread

Cut to Commercial Break 

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

jewish breadcutter 

Jewish breadcutter is a term used to describe someone who performs circumcisions for a living.
Ezra dahling! Were going to the jewish breadcutter!
"whats that"
"you knoow"
"noooo...."
"your gonna get your cock snipped, now get in the car"