bravofied 

A way to describe the addiction and effects resulting from watching too many shows on BRAVO TV (The Real Housewives et al).

@Andy I am so BRAVOFIED I just read the #NSALEAKS headline in the feed as #NENELEAKES. I need a #housewives detox. #guiltypleasure

bravofied by VJM January 17, 2014

Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009

Bravoed 

-to be fucked in the ass, or have something bad happen to you where it is similar to being fucked in the ass by dudes.

John went to South Beach and got bravoed after he went to the club.

Bravoed by chodeysmakcs March 29, 2010

bravociera 

A semi-frequent term used on the Opie and Anthony show to explain a 'tall tale' from a listener. The listener's story can often be based in truth, but strays from its roots when facts start to be examined. Can be used to replace 'shenanigans'

"I would like to call 'bravociera' on the last caller's story. Any normal locksmith knows that you don't need to use a dremel tool to remove a padlock from a man's penis."

bravociera by denman80 April 28, 2008

Bradified

When you put your unique spin on projects given to you, usually used when something has gone wrong with said project. Leaving you with an incomplete project or are worse off than you started.

Its weird when I turn the light switch on it turns the music off.. must have been bradified!!

Bradified by InsaneKittyKats22 July 19, 2022