A Brapkin is similar to a Blumpkin. A brap is a meaty fart combined with a blumpkin, in which one person gives another person a blowjob while that person is on the toilet. However, a brapkin is like a portable blumpkin. One person gives another person a blowjob, but instead of defecating, the other person farts to simulate defecation.
Tyler: Dude, I just had a cheesy gordita crunch and i've got bubble guts, but I don't wanna go to the bathroom.
Johnny: Just whip it out, i'll give you a brapkin.
Johnny: Just whip it out, i'll give you a brapkin.
by safflol2 August 09, 2024