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brady typing

When you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing Named for Brady Haran of the Hello Internet podcast.
Wait a minute Grey I’ll just check Wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash

Several minutes later

“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”

Brady Typing

Typing with only 2 fingers, one on each hand.
Wow you type so slow, your practically Brady Typing.
Brady Typing by fetch3000rules June 24, 2014

brady typing

An algorithmic method of sorting wherein one presumptuously and slowly makes sure things are in order. Named after the Latin root word "brady" meaning "slow", combined with "typing", a synonym for "sorting".
The bookkeeper was brady typing the books in the library and set a new record: nine days!
brady typing by Mr Penguin Monster. December 18, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004