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bootyplug

A curved object fitted to tightly adjust to the size of your anus. May come in many colors and sizes for your liking. They also come with tails. Bootyplugs come in a range of textures. They can be purchased on the Amazon website.
“ I stuck that bootyplug up my butt, I could feel my bladder “
“ I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
by picklejuicegirl24 November 1, 2017
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bootyologist

( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.
" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."
by taoteqingren November 18, 2005
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bootylusion

a bootylusion is when a girl makes her booty look bigger then it actually is making an illusion of the booty
i saw a booty from across the room but when i went over to it i saw it was only a bootylusion
by thedefiner v4 June 13, 2014
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Bootyological

The ranking or placement of girls in the order of the booty sizes.
Guy 1: I'm having a hard time figuring out who I should take to prom. Each of these girls got a fat ass.
Guy 2: Aye man line em up in bootyological order and see who comes out on top.
by PurdueBound June 16, 2009
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bootyology

The study of ass; the study of big, big, BIG BOOTY.
"I know a big fine booty 'cause I be a bootyologist, and that means I am an expert in bootyology."
by Slim Shady Semich December 3, 2003
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bootyologist

One who is engaged in the study of (female) booty; esp. research of theghetto booty, ba-donka-donk, or bubble-butt classes of booty.
Eric went to school to become a zoologist; he likes fucking in the barnyard. Lil' Bobby studies the chronic; he is an herbologist. I am proficient in all matters dealing with the female ass. I am a bootyologist. I know a fine ass when I see one!
by starecases October 4, 2004
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Bootyluscious.

A female with an incredibly sexy ass. A bootyluscious woman causes most males to have fantasizing thoughts involving her sexy ass. These thoughts may include kissing, licking, fingering and anal copulation of her ass. (Come on guys, haven’t we all fantasized about doing these things to some hot looking female?)
Jennifer Lopez is a bootyluscious babe.
by Maxwell May 19, 2005
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