A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
When two lesbians come together one attaches a strap on to there butt and the other spreads their ass cheeks as far as they can and they bump them together
BootyBumping Redbull in fact does not give you wings. It is when your inside asshole moves to your outside asshole. It also makes your feces smell like Redbull and is violentlytraumatic on the human rectum.