A deity often found by
people under the influence of multiple substances.
The Great Boomski is the biggest and the baddest deity out there. God saw this and he was pissed, so he had a fighting tournament. All the best deities were there; Sheba, Buddha, Ra, Odin, and naturally, the Great Boomski.
After fighting through the brackets of all the deities, God and Boomski end up in the finals.
Boomski tried to find some relaxation before fighting God, so he wanders into God's locker room and finds God's slam
piece - and God only has the finest slam
piece. God's slam
piece took one look at Boomski and says "Why don't you bring over some of that Boomdick" and Boomski wasn't bitch made, Boomski was real
thug, so he turned it out.
Boomski leaves feeling good and God comes in seeing his slam
piece just demolished. God was angered by this.
The next
day, Boomski is nice and loosened up, but God is frustrated. They get to the fighting ring and God was like, "Boomski! I'm going to beat your ass!!" but Boomski threw his
flex up.
BOOM! Oceans, Mountains, Rivers.
He whips his dick out and it hits the floor of the ring.
BOOM! Rabbits, deers, jrafs.
He threw his dick over his shoulder and God knew he couldn't compete, so he turned away.
Boomski snapped his fingers and the finest slam
piece joined him. They got on his intergalactic skateboard and rode off into
space to watch over you, and to this
day he still watches over us all.
