bonkt 

To be decimated on all levels (physical, mental, psychological, spatial, sexual, dimensional, etc.); the stronger version of "rekt", but used like "oof".

Chad: Gurl, you would not believe...Jamal straight up rekt my bussy, emptied my wallet, destroyed my future, snatched my wig, and cancelled my children.

Romeo: Bonkt! Lawd, rest in peace.

bonkt by myW1Gsnatched June 16, 2018

Bongtonium 

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.

1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!

Bongtonium by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018

bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence

“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”

bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

bonkathon 

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days

Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month

bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006

Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.

Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.

Bonetrousle by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

Juggle Bonito 

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.

N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!

Juggle Bonito by CP89 October 15, 2008

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

Bonk by Ace the simp May 7, 2023