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bongelier 

noun, plural bong·e·liers

Pron. bong-ah-li-yey alt Pron. bong-ah-leer

An employee at a headshop, esp. a knowledgeable one. Pipe steward.

see - sommelier, barista, seamstress, haberdasher.
I asked the bongelier if they sold bongs, and he was like, "Nah, dude, but I can totally show you our complete line of waterpipes - we have some kick-ass new ones with cool diffusers - totally appropriate for your, um, tobacco."
bongelier by oneir0naut0 August 22, 2011
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This term has been in use in the Highlands of Scotland for at least 30 years. It is a slightly uncomplimentary term for a tourist.
"Here in the Scottish Highlands we call tourists 'Bonglies' I have been calling them that for so long I will not be able to call them anything else."

"In the summer at the weekend we too get walkers (or bonglies as they are not so affectiontly known) who think its ok to trapse sic through the yard instead of using hill track like they are supposed to."

"... the bonglies (white settlers) in residence have put sign on the lawn saying, 'Trespassers will be whipped and sent to the colonies"

"All shops in the highlands retailing to 'visitors' (bonglies, grockles, terrorists etc) are obliged to play enya & celtic harp wailing"

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bonglie by Nighean Bhàn November 20, 2007

bandelier 

Two guys hanging from the ceiling. One is upside down and both are playing the skin flute to form their own band.
Anthony: “Hey Derrick! Feel like doing a bandelier tonight?”
Derrick: “Sure Anthony. Sounds fun. I’ll bring the lube.”
bandelier by OrangeRichard August 31, 2018

The Bongerizer

the combination of a well working vaporizor with a bong formation....this willl fuck you up
I just hit the Bongerizer and that shit wrecked my night

bonggler 

A water-filled smoking implement that defies categorization, being one of many possibly hybrids between bong and bubbler.
I will call him BONGGLER!!
bonggler by erkkkk January 14, 2008

bungxlier 

An advanced version of TOTAL SHIT.
“That movie was some BUNGXLIER.”
bungxlier by Uglykid30 September 30, 2020

Cock Bongler 

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth
Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Cock Bongler by jake oickle December 28, 2007