blue boner

When a guy has sex with a girl that has a blue waffle, his boner is now blue.

Damn, Joe had sex with jenni. She has a blue waffle, he nasty now with his blue boner.

by Shezaaa October 21, 2013

boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 01, 2019

Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused

"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"

by dynobot August 24, 2021