bonce rot

A horrible headache in the morning

I have terrible bonce rot this morning after such a mashed up night.

bonce rot by Mark Brier January 3, 2008

bonce rot

bonce rot - where bonce refers to head and rot refers to a less than optimal feeling. i.e. My bonce is rotting (due to the pain I am in)

"I'm experiencing a severe case of bonce rot - my head feels like it's going to explode!"

bonce rot by maria u December 27, 2007

rotary bone 

Someone old enough to recall using a rotary phone.

The first time I called a girl was on a rotary phone. Back then you couldn't screen calls.

Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.

rotary bone by parkca01 February 26, 2014