Bologna

Once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. Across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. They wear "meat masks" made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. Some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Ben: "Hey, we need three pounds of bologna...I have a couple spicgooks coming over for a coke-fueled meat party tonight!"
Tom: "Oh they're coming?! Holy Niggadick! I'll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!"

by Frank Giuffrida November 30, 2006

Bologna

Lunch meat to masturbate with if heated in the microwave for 15 seconds

Guy 1: Got any Bologna

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy1: I gotta go to the bathroom

by ACT4Life4real October 11, 2011

Bologna

The outer skin folds of the vagina similar to batwings.

Look at the bologna on that pussy! Anyone got some mustard?

by sfindlay June 1, 2005

Bologna

N. The smell most commonly attributed to white people

My roomate freshman year was this white dude from Kansas, he had our dorm smelling like bologna.

by Purp City July 17, 2008

Bologna

bologna ( pronounced ba-lone-ee ) Is the black people's steak.

raeven made a bologna sandwich for sam.

by Wcsamm December 6, 2014

Bolognaness

the act of exagerrating to an extreme

that is the most bolognaness ive ever heard.

by BillyBof November 7, 2005

Bologna

The opposite or H.A.M. (Hard As a Mother-fucker).

I be goin H.A.M. but you niggas are straight bologna!

by t`RAV September 10, 2011