The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very
well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item will be granted with the powers of marty himself.
He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some
people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly
cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.
Sean Martine:
hey ever heard of Mczilla
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal
people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!