bockophant

A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering people who wish they were influential people (but who are in fact meaningless sycophants). bock bockified

David is such a bockophant. Why does he suck up to Bill, Bill is a useless turd.

by Steve June 11, 2003

bockophant

A sycophant's sycophant.

Geez, you're going to have to wash your whole head after that ass kissing ya friggin' bockophant!

by Bobo The Clown June 11, 2003

sockophant

A sockpuppet created for the purpose of fawning over the original poster's comment, in order to make the poster or their ideas seem more popular than they are.

That Intersocktion blog is so desperate for sheeple, it's infested by a bunch of ass-kisser, brown-noser mindless sockophants to make up the numbers.

by Pope Maledict DCLXVI & Kagato July 10, 2010