blurph

an extremely loud fart

Blurph, its what my anus said.

blurph by pharrellson September 29, 2010

Blurph

A single, blurted out laugh. An LOL essentially, only it's kept short by the fact you are at work, or on the subway, or anywhere LOL-ing would be inappropriate.

I blurphed so hard at work when I saw the granny on motorcycle video that my soy latte shot out of my nose.

Blurph by urbansloth April 21, 2010

Blourph 

to blourph someone is to remove them from your life, entirely, instantly, and without warning.

It's commonly used as a way out of dead end Relationships or removing hurtful people from your life.

What happened to that "thing" between you and John? Oh I had to blourph him.

Blourph by AgentL12 February 15, 2017

Blurplefy 

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)

"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"

Blurplefy by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018

Blorphans 

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

Blorphans by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

Blurthurt 

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.

Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.

Blurthurt by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

Blurgh 

A made-up expletive uttered by Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock. According to Tina Fey, "Blurgh is something we say around the writer's room and also since we're on network television we can't curse or anything...sometimes we run out of non-cursing ways of saying things. So we started to make up expletives...feel free to use it!"

"Blurgh!"

Blurgh by Audra721 November 3, 2008