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blueburrito 

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burrital climax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmic taste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.
Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.
blueburrito by Jetty Pattman January 16, 2009
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Big blue bug 

A big ass blue bug statue on the side of the highway, near Providence RI. Basically Rhode Island's mascot. Why a giant bug? Belongs to a pest company. Why it's blue? Who the fuck knows.
Yo, did you see the big blue bug on your trip?!

Yeah, but why a bug, and a blue one at that to symbolise RI?

Fuck you that's why. He's trying his fucking best ok?
Big blue bug by Chromosome_9000 January 25, 2018
when you get hit in the ballsack so hard that it turns blue

often happens while attempting scateboard tricks
holy shit that guy just bluebagged himself >_<
bluebag by Logz0r March 15, 2004

bluebutt 

(verb) similar to the act of the buttdial but varies in that the caller misuses his/her Bluetooth headset device to dial, rather than the normal handheld device.

origin: Bluetooth(TM) headset + butt-dialing

variations: bluebutting, bluebutted, bluebutts
I wish Brian would stop leaving his phone ear piece in his pocket when he goes honky-tonkin'. Last night he bluebutted me four time and left 10 minute messages!
bluebutt by NashvilleBrian February 3, 2010
Unfortunate condition in which your pubes turn an awful color of bright smurfy looking blue.
Papa smurf has a bluebush...
bluebush by bluebush creator March 26, 2016

bluebagger 

A nigger just released from prison with all his belongings in a blue bag
There’s another bluebagger released from prison. How many days until he goes back in?