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blow perfect 

During oral sex, the perfect end to a blow job when your lady traps and firmly holds your cumming cock with her lips and does not let a single drop escape from being sucked down. While you are still cumming, the lady runs her fingers from the root of the cock to the head so that no cum is left in the erection. She sucks out all cum from the cock before removing her fingers. If she is generous and is asked nicely, she may lick up any cum that may drip from the cock as it get smaller. As a gift, she may take the limp, spent cock in her mouth one last time and suck out the last droplets.
A blow perfect can be difficult to achieve if you have not cum in five or six days because the clear watery fluid that usually precedes your ropy jism may be easily lost if you do not shout out that you are about to cum or that your missus does not feel the cock begin to explode and is slow to get her lips around the cockhead. This is when the first watery cum that shoots out can be irretrevably lost by landing on her face or boobs.
I asked the missus for a blow job and because I almost begged for it she gave me a blow perfect by not letting any cum be lost.
blow perfect by neverdone January 10, 2008
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026
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abandonware 

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Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

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