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blow finger 

The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.

Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite
I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!
blow finger by Unworthy1 May 3, 2005
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finger n blow chick 

A girl who doesn't consider herself a slut so she won't fuck you and instead will quickly blow you when the action starts to get a bit too heavy.
I was making out with Connie and as soon as I got my hand in her jeans she whipped out my dick and sucked me off. She wouldn't fuck me but at least she's a finger n blow chick.
finger n blow chick by RBAK June 2, 2016

the one finger snot blow 

When someone covers up one nostril and blows snot out of the other nostril . then proceeding to wipe the snot on their clothes. Mainly seen in estern Europe
I saw some dude doing the one finger snot blow last night it was nasty .
the one finger snot blow by bibos January 25, 2017

bowfinger 

The "bowfinger" is the very British alternative of giving so. the bird.

It is also popular as the "two-fingered-salute" or the "two fingers up".

It looks like making a 'victory' with your hand, but with the back of the hand to your counterpart.

It often comes along with phrases like "f*uck off!" or "up yours!"
Saying "Hey jerk - up yours!" while doing that gesture (showing the "bowfinger").
bowfinger by Alexander Richter January 8, 2009

Bowfingering 

Bowfingering is named for the movie Bowfinger in which a down-and-out filmmaker in Hollywood attempting to make a film on a small budget with a star who does not know that he is in the film. Bowfingering is when you film someone with or without their knowledge and then edit the film to make a story that they had no part of.
Bowfingering,
Buddy didn't know that he was playing the girls love interest because we were Bowfingering him.
Bowfingering by Buddha The Golden God September 11, 2013

bowfinger 

A person who is a disgrace to all humanity. A person who lacks intelligence and/or success with the ladies. Also see noob and narb.
That bowfinger sucks my balls.
bowfinger by Austin Sheffield March 1, 2005

Bowfinger 

A hand gesture - the index finger is rubbed across the thumb nail as the thumb rests on the side of the second finger.Looks like a tiny violin ("playing a symphony just for you") The meaning is one of insincere sympathy - such as "awww .....poor you" or "how sad" . Used to denote someone as "sad" in an insincere or derogatory way.
"What a bowfinger" "She/he is true bowfinger"
Bowfinger by glitch93 August 29, 2012
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murderhobo 

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