bloody stool 

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

bloody stool by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015

Bloody Stoolz 

A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.

Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.

Bloody Stoolz by E Konda January 8, 2008

Stool Blood 

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain

"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

Stool Blood by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022