Blooditis

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick

Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.

by Poet678 April 27, 2024