bloobgrab

When you grab her boobs while she's giving you a blowjob.

"Hey man, you see that chick over there?"

"Yeah, she's hot, what about her?"

"I totally bloobgrabbed her in the bathroom at that party last night."

"Nice."

"Yeah, thanks. Let's go get a burrito."

by Fnmick March 5, 2018

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Bloobabie

A fat bloated creature with transparent slimy flesh and a goofy smile. Loves bathing in expired fish sauce with a pinch of cockroach crisps. Diarrhea commonly chunky with clumps of purple liquid. Due to health problems, Bloobabies have 2 braincells that only knows the word "BLOOBABIE!" They all have serious diarrhea issues. Can gain up to 2000 pounds and pop their eyeballs out of their brain. Allergic to tummy-toast, lips will swole up like a helium balloon. In large quantities will be fatal.

"DORA, your new pet is pooping on the sofa again!" Tummy sighed.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.

by kingcatIII January 1, 2023

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Boobgrab

When you go to reach for something from a chick and they move and you "accidentally" grab their boob. This also works with really fat guys.

Nathan: Hey Kim, can I see that picture you're holding?
Kim: Yeah, sure, you just have to reach in front of my REALLY BIG BOOBS to get it.
Nathan: Okay! (a little too enthusiastically) Whoops, I that was an "accidental" boobgrab.
kim: Well... it looks like you're gonna have to try again!

*Some Random Person: Crap, I just boobgrabbed Peter Griffin!*

by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

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