Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 18, 2018

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that you never see but it's always around

Ugh blonde goddess he is so ugly but so hot at the same time

by Thus is a closeted homosexual June 5, 2018