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-noun- pronounced (blo-me)
The transferred dingleberry from one person's buttcrack to another person's beard after the act of going ass-to-mouth.
"Sir, you seem to have a Blomie in your beard, what exactly were you doing last night?"

Man 1: Whats that smell? Did someone fart?
Man 2: Maybe you should check your beard for Blomie's, because it sure isn't me."

"That guy is a useless blomie."
by TheBlomie February 24, 2014
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