blackware

software that makes it impossible for anyone with black skin to use the electronic device it is installed on

Yo nigga I can't turn on dis TV. Dey musta installed dat blackware.

by Lord Trilling of Weathersby November 5, 2008

blackware

Code, normally written in C "to be faster than that perl tat you're using" which will if given half a chance use all the RAM on the machine on which its running (while doing its best to nail the CPUs if it can manage it, preferably using the real time scheduler).

Blackware is working to design if you get this message...

kernel: Out of Memory: Killed process 1 (init).

/* BLACKWARE */
<some C code capable of consuming all the ram on your box goes here>

"OOM? Right who's running blackware on ops!"

by Eusa April 13, 2006