blackshaft

A naive, sad sack motherfucker unware of the meanings of common slang phrases and lacking in general common sense. Also, a guy in the lab who really wants to fuck Linsey but in all reality lacks game to get laid even if he was crawling up a chickens ass.

"Did you hear that Blackshaft wants to climax on Linsey?"

by Inverness Fats January 12, 2008

Bankshafting

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft

Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.

by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012

mr blackshaw

Mr Blackshaw was the old Helensvale State High School principal. Absolute legend. Ditched us for some other school so cannot decide if we love him or hate him. CEO of ‘Be More Dog’.

Student - “where’d Mr Blackshaw move to?”
Teacher - “Hong Kong or something”

by Ex HSHS student January 14, 2019

Backshift

Working long hours late at night at a thankless job all the while getting subjected to constant anal sex.

Anthony has to work another backshift but I think he digs the anal.

by Anthony is not a bot... August 17, 2019

blackhat

n. (Hacker Lingo) Hacker who uses his or her skills for malicious purposes and/or personal gain. Defacing websites, writing viruses, stealing personal information, and booting people off chat programs are all considered blackhat activities.

The blackhat is loathed by many in the hacker culture, who prefer the chivalrous vigilanteism of the whitehat to the blackhat's destructive and selfish tendencies. However, blackhats generally do deserve respect for their remarkable abilities - the exception of course being the script kiddie.

by progamer124 February 5, 2004

Backshift Forklift Operator

Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.

SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.

by Anthony is not a bot... May 7, 2020

backshat

an indicator of speed amongst mountain bikers where the higher the shat mark on your back, the higher the speed you're carrying.

"Damn bro i was brapping those berms so fast i got some serious backshat on the way down!"

by alpentaldick November 20, 2020