black widow spider 

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd

i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked

black widow spider by nate big sexy September 5, 2008

Human Black Widow Spider

A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.

"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"

"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"

"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"

"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"

Human Black Widow Spider by haterofed March 1, 2010