A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986
film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting
lines from the film
- Excessively
re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You'
re watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person:
HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person:
Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder:
Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back
Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.