bite shoes

Something terrible: describing a bad situation, or in the noun sense, someone who could not be any worse.

1) "I went to this party and it was a sausagefest, fucking biteshoes!"

2) "Mako you fucking bite shoes! I told you not to fall asleep while on the crapper! Now there's piss and shit all over the place!"

by Sir RAV April 18, 2008

shoe bite

a blister resulting from a shoe rubbing against the heel of your foot

my new shoes gave me a shoe bite

by rose medoro January 23, 2008