bitchual

any ritual that becomes oppressive - where you have to be present or else...

Thanksgiving time - another bitchual with the in-laws.

by Mayuura November 8, 2007

bitchual

habitual bitchfest

Oh my best friend and I totally had a bitchual and caught up on all the gossip.

by bitchfester January 21, 2010

Morning Bitchual

An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.

Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.

by WordFistOfDoom October 2, 2019