The Bitchozoic Era takes place after the Mesozoic Era. In this time period 63 Million years ago, Bitches began roaming our planet. These prehistoric bitches started of as a population of 5, but since they are such bitches, by 1937, they began growing at unnatural rates. Each bitch had 35 baby bitches, and those 35 bitches had 35 more baby bitches. There are currently 3.5 Million Bitches in the World.
The Bitchozoic Era was very bitchy.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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