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bitchliar 

somone (usually a borderline amazing girl) who steals other people's taglines, inside jokes, funny one-liners and uses them as her own. She is a bitch and a liar.
Lacee told Stephanie that Claire said "I am my own worst enemy but I think I am hilarious." Stephanie then posted the same quote on her Facebook as her own funny quote. Stephanie is a bitchliar.
bitchliar by bitchliar01 June 8, 2009
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Bitchguard 

If someone says they will do something, shout this word and they will have to do it.
Guzman-"Yo I'm gonna fuck you up"
Mikey- "Bitchguard"
-Guzman now must follow up on his threat and fight Mikey.
Bitchguard by TheiLLhaze August 16, 2016
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BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

Bitchard 

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010

Bitchdar 

Similar to gaydar, but with bitchy women.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl's smokin'. I'm going for it.
Guy 2: Don't try it dude, my bitchdar's going crazy. She's trouble.
Bitchdar by SpecialDark November 16, 2009

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.