bitch gobble

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A bad ass mother fucking swimmer. He gets all the girls and gets laid every night. Just ask his roommate. Poor kid is scared for life, especially his ears and eyes. He throws sick parties and you can ask any Columbia student. He's only good at one type of the breaststroke.

I want to go Bitch Gobble's party tonight, it's going to be a huge rager.

Bitch Gobble is the best I've been with in bed.

bitch gobble by ilikebitches69 September 1, 2014

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Gobble Gobble Bitch

Insult to people who are fat.... like a turkey

Me: Gobble Gobble Bitch!
Fat Bitch: Fuck off Steven!

Gobble Gobble Bitch by NightHawkx69 November 11, 2009

Related Words

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bitchgobblet

Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.

Quit talking all dat bitchgobblet hoe.

Did that retard just take all his clothes off to piss???? Man that's just bitchgobblet.....

bitchgobblet by The Jizzmopper July 20, 2016

bitchgoblet

The same coffee cup that your female significant other uses every single morning.

Oh, God! I just broke Mary's bitchgoblet!

Hey, Tom. I just bought Cynthia a new mug. Maybe it'll be her new bitchgoblet.

bitchgoblet by Bored Bro September 16, 2016

Bottom Bitchgobblet

The most important goblin in a horde selected by an Uruk-hai.

I wouldn't mess with Fuglyeyes. He's the bottom bitchgobblet.

Bottom Bitchgobblet by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

bitchgobblet

The Baddest Bitch who is the Queen of all the Bitches.

Look at Lindsey over there, she is such a bitchgobblet.

bitchgobblet by Bitchgobblet May 19, 2016

bitchgobblet

1.The cup that a thirsty bitch sips from.
2. The person and/or people giving a thirsty b the attention she desperately seeks.

"Look at her drinkin all that attention up from him, like she's chose. Thirsty B and her bitchgobblet,smh."

bitchgobblet by Fartimus Prime June 15, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026