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bitch gobble 

A bad ass mother fucking swimmer. He gets all the girls and gets laid every night. Just ask his roommate. Poor kid is scared for life, especially his ears and eyes. He throws sick parties and you can ask any Columbia student. He's only good at one type of the breaststroke.
I want to go Bitch Gobble's party tonight, it's going to be a huge rager.

Bitch Gobble is the best I've been with in bed.
bitch gobble by ilikebitches69 September 1, 2014
Words you can keep

Gobble Gobble Bitch 

Insult to people who are fat.... like a turkey
Me: Gobble Gobble Bitch!
Fat Bitch: Fuck off Steven!
Gobble Gobble Bitch by NightHawkx69 November 11, 2009

bitchgobblet

Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.
Quit talking all dat bitchgobblet hoe.

Did that retard just take all his clothes off to piss???? Man that's just bitchgobblet.....
bitchgobblet by The Jizzmopper July 20, 2016

bitchgoblet 

The same coffee cup that your female significant other uses every single morning.
Oh, God! I just broke Mary's bitchgoblet!

Hey, Tom. I just bought Cynthia a new mug. Maybe it'll be her new bitchgoblet.
bitchgoblet by Bored Bro September 16, 2016

Bottom Bitchgobblet 

The most important goblin in a horde selected by an Uruk-hai.
I wouldn't mess with Fuglyeyes. He's the bottom bitchgobblet.

bitchgobblet

The Baddest Bitch who is the Queen of all the Bitches.
Look at Lindsey over there, she is such a bitchgobblet.
bitchgobblet by Bitchgobblet May 19, 2016

bitchgobblet

1.The cup that a thirsty bitch sips from.
2. The person and/or people giving a thirsty b the attention she desperately seeks.
"Look at her drinkin all that attention up from him, like she's chose. Thirsty B and her bitchgobblet,smh."
bitchgobblet by Fartimus Prime June 15, 2016
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