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bitch friend 

In all actuallity, a contradictory term because of the difficulty of having a friend like this. But it is a prior friend who has recently got a girlfriend or fuck friend and ditches you and your old friends to have sex with his prospective partner, who he believes will be with forever... loser. In all honestly, we all potentially have these in different degrees as we all know, sex is awesome and in our attempts to both combine sex with our good friends we finally determine it is an impossibility. Basically experience with these succupuses or succubuses will bring us all back to reality.
Bitch friends come to light around the end of high school and throughout college
bitch friend by Caladonia February 8, 2008
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That bitch friend 

That Bitch Friend are one of the most caring but the one who will absolutely kill you with words of hate
Friend: “ Sometimes so and so can be so mean”

Friend #2: “ Oh that’s because she’s [that bitch friend”
That bitch friend by Zera123 January 2, 2019

friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"
friend bitch by soopachick April 22, 2010

bitch best friend 

The one bitch that will have your back no matter what. The one who will bet someone up if they break or hurt you. That one person that loves you but can be a ass sometimes
My bitch best friend is the one that is not gonna let you go if you break my heart

bitchy friend 

one of those friends of yours that when around you they act like ya'll are best friends. when not around you they ignore you, one word you, talk shit, don't give a fuck about the friendship, but still call you their best friend.
godddd she is such a bitchy friend to her, why do they even still call each other friends.
bitchy friend by woahdog August 19, 2009

Bitch Fried rice 

Used when trying attempting to
diss someone, sometimes used as a
catch phrase.
I just called you a fat ho.
BITCH FRIED RICE!
Bitch Fried rice by Tessserr October 29, 2007

friendly bitch 

a female who is always messing with a boy that isn't hers.
That friendly bitch always messing with my mans
friendly bitch by kite34 November 7, 2017
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