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1.v. To cause bodily harm to an individual with malicious physical force (with or without a weapon).
2.v. To attack
3. v. To assault

This old lady was giving me some shit today at the grocery store, so I bitch cranked her ass right into the rice crispy treats display.

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bitch crank

1.To beat the living piss out of someone.
2.To harm someone physically.
3.To move an individual with force by means of hitting, particularly punching in the mouth.

When I was at the store the other day, I totally bitch cranked this old slut into the Rice Crisy Treats display for giving me some shit about being too loud.

bitch crank by B Diddy Dogg July 28, 2008

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crank ass bitch

"Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term use to describe a female who is having sexual actions with numerous men in a very short time spam.

She's been having sex with the whole state of Maryland, she's definitely a "crank ass bitch!" "Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term used to describe a female who is having sex with numerous men in a very short time spam.

crank ass bitch by Cranksbetrippin July 23, 2016

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Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

Batch Cranker by BW68 March 13, 2024

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Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

Batch Cranker by BW68 March 13, 2024

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Batch Cranker

Someone who ejaculates a batch of sperm during masturbation or after pulling out during sex.

I pulled out and blew a load all over her face and she started calling me batch cranker!

Batch Cranker by BW68 March 15, 2024

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Bitchcrack

The cracking of a bitch.

That bitch was bitchcracked for her behaviour to the other bitch.

Bitchcrack by YEAHZILLE June 9, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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