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Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.
After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.
Bitch cakes by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

Bitch cakes

Tiny pancakes, half-dollar size; that are made after a long night of drinking and smoking. The logic behind them is a greater syrup to pancake ratio.
Scott: Im so hungover, but great job on these bitch cakes DJ.
Bitch cakes by Domestries Wall December 28, 2007

Bitch Cakes

n. Term used for a group of two or more women who are bitchy... Cakes.
"You don't want to meet my friends... They're such bitch cakes."
Bitch Cakes by Robert Akins September 13, 2004

bitch-cakes 

To go bitch-cakes is somewhat synonymous with to throw a hissy fit but crazier and with an implication of a physical outburst

Coined by Beth on NewsRadio
Beth: "If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch-cakes."
bitch-cakes by Kathryn January 18, 2004

pussy bitch cake 

Someone in your group of friends that you all pick on. Kind of like Meg from Family Guy.
1.) David: Noah won't give me his damn CS: GO trading card, no matter how hard I try.

Alex: What a pussy bitch cake.

2.) *sees Noah walking by in the halls*

David: What's up, pussy bitch cake
pussy bitch cake by HyperNova February 28, 2015

bitch cake 

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)
God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.
bitch cake by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004