a catholic school in downingtown. the school is home to a bunch of shannahoes. this school fucking sucks because all the kids there are kids who wish they could be a gangster from coatesville. but really they are all these white kids who come from families with money who think that drugs, alcohol, and premarital sex are bad. all the shanahoes try to rebel and act like badasses because they wish they could be like a coatesville kid. but they arent. bishop shanahan blows.....a lot.
Kid 1: I met this kid that goes to Bishop Shanahan. He seems pretty cool.
Kid 2: Are you fucking kidding me? Shanahan is for Shanahoes.
Kid 1: No, hes really cool.
Kid 2: Does he act like a gangster?
Kid 1: Well, sort of.
Kid 2: Then he fucking sucks.
Kid 2: Are you fucking kidding me? Shanahan is for Shanahoes.
Kid 1: No, hes really cool.
Kid 2: Does he act like a gangster?
Kid 1: Well, sort of.
Kid 2: Then he fucking sucks.
by ahdfjk;la sdhf September 16, 2007
a school in downtingtown, although known for its shanahoes - it is not what the ignorant asshole from the first deffinition makes it seem like. it is actually a school much better than coatsville and the author aboveprobly got denied for being an inbred retard. yes we have shanahoes but inside that slutty outside exterior is sometimes a nice person. and by all means i can garuntee you that not all kids think sex drugs and alcohal are such horrible things. you'd probly be surprised. and one thing i can garuntee you is that no one wishes they went to coatsville - no body. honestly shanahan sucks with rules - but its a kickass place to go to school and the outside party scene is rockin. if it was so bad why would coatsville kids come to shanahan - its certainly not cause the wouldnt do well at coatsville - they just dont like being surrounded by retards. so if you want a chill place to go to school and see girls sluttin it up in unifroms - go to shanahan
kid 1:should i go to bishop shanahan or coatsville
kid 2:yeah i was thinking about that too. but then i didnt wana be a punk ass coatsville bitch like all the other kids that go there
kid 1: what do u mean?
kid 2: well all the kids there think they're so hard and gangster - they'd shit themselves if ever presented with a gun and i dont rele feel like gettin aids from all the sluts out there
kid 1: oh good point - ill go to nishop shanahan so that doesnt happen
kid 2:yeah i was thinking about that too. but then i didnt wana be a punk ass coatsville bitch like all the other kids that go there
kid 1: what do u mean?
kid 2: well all the kids there think they're so hard and gangster - they'd shit themselves if ever presented with a gun and i dont rele feel like gettin aids from all the sluts out there
kid 1: oh good point - ill go to nishop shanahan so that doesnt happen
by bishop shanahan mutha fucka January 09, 2010
The high school in downingtown pennysylvania that I enroll to that makes me want to get a drinking addiction and ultimately hang myself before I graduate
Why the fuck do I go to Bishop Shanahan
by trygayhard May 29, 2020
A school that needs to get the fuck out of the public school sports divison, it’ll do us all a favor.
That school that is “Public” but recruits kids to play lacrosse that don’t understand algebra 1 is Bishop Shanahan.
by homosexual harry March 07, 2019
A private catholic high school in Downingtown, PA that most people have very strong opinions of. It an establishment that cultivates the young racists of the future, as one that teaches hatred and exclusion of those whose opinions slightly differ from your own. If you are heterosexual, white, catholic, and have money, you'll fit right in!
by 619,591 yearly abortions September 08, 2021
Bishop Shanahan is a catholic highschool where the heterosexual white male reagenites of tomorrow come to be. The attractions of sending your child to this religious hell on earth include(but are not limited to) white kids who think they are badass, orange girls with skorts rolled just below their ass, a few bisexual tote bag girls, and a shit ton of homework to accompany frequent stress-induced breakdowns. If you are a member of any sort of minority, goodluck. The only way to fit in is to either get an atrocious orange spray tan and chunky highlites, or to grow out your greasy hair and flop it over your acne-ridden forhead. Other than that, your fucked. There's some funny Instagram accounts and a sense of shared misery among the students that makes life here bearable though.
Why the fuck do I go here.
Why the fuck do I go here.
by Brainfucked March 06, 2022
a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.
by slayshannyhoe March 30, 2023