birthdult

someone who is emotionally emancipated. different than bastard. emotional orphan. a birthdult has parents, but is completely independent/emotionally unattached from them.

Person A: My mom's coming to visit. I haven't seen her in 3 years.
Person B: Weird...I don't think of you as someone who has parents. You're a birthdult.

by Borah June 16, 2008

Birthful

adj.

moody, grumpy, with baby, quite large in the uterus area,

often a pregnant teacher who gives lots of homework and unnessicarry assignments... -_-

Student 1- "DANG! I HATE MRS BLARIT! SHE IS SO BIRTHFUL!"

Subsitute Teacher- "it is what it is.."

by maddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 15, 2011

Birthdate

The date on which one was born.

The birthdates of Dominican baseball players can be difficult to find out.

by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

birthdeluge

The cavalcade of well-wishes you get when everyone you've ever met logs on to Facebook and discovers that it's your birthday.

It's going to take me an hour to clean out my email inbox from my birthdeluge!

by EmVeeCeeCee July 22, 2012

Birthdeath

Birthdeath is a word that can be used as a verb or noun. It basically means the sudden beginning and sudden end of an event, reltionship, etc. As a verb the term "Birthdeath" can describe how a event, relationship, etc. is or was. It's a strange and difficult word to put into context but will eventually be assimilated into the human language.

"How was the party, man?"
"Man, it birthdeathed its way into a terrible memory of mine"
OR
"How was your day?"
"A total birthdeath!" (Meaning your day went quickly)

by spideygal19 April 18, 2007

birthdater

Someone who has sex as soon as they reach the age of consent; aka a barely legal person

she texted him as soon as she became a birthdater

by invert cattso January 31, 2019