Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse 

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

Bionic Seahorse 

The sexual act of having the Male sit on the ladder or step of a pool and the female kneeling down in the water and simultaniously jerking and sucking him off resulting in the movement of a seahorse.

Wow my balls are totally drained from Lucretia giving me a Bionic Seahorse.

Bionic Seahorse by Imajerk78 September 18, 2006

bionic situp 

The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.

Dude, Jasper never passes out at Alvarado's house after he got his last bionic situp.

bionic situp by allhallowsian March 5, 2013

bionic seahorse 

the bionic seahorse is a sex position featured in dane cook's vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.

i totally cheated on tina with martin who can totally do the bionic seahorse

bionic seahorse by steve liu November 19, 2007

bionic sea horse 

a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head

"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook

bionic sea horse by soupisgood08 June 21, 2009

Bionic Seahorse 

An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.

Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar

Bionic Seahorse by Thatoneguywhoeatskids August 7, 2011

Bionic Seahorse 

Preferred pool activity of Megan Huber and Andrew Tuwiler.
Also know as the most magical sex position to be performed in a pool
it is done by spreading females legs and place upon the males shoulders the rest is simply the prefer ed mating method.
;D
Variations include : Semi-bionic Seahorse, the Whoping Seahorse, and the Wobbling Seahorse

"Bro, that was the best bionic seahorse ever. I had the bitch in the pool for 2 hours , seahorsing me all the way" :D

Bionic Seahorse by MEGAN :D August 20, 2011