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The greatest color commentator in the history of Western Civilization
Bill Walton, after being asked about the Knicks point guard play in the NBA Finals: (Turns his head and looks directly into the camera, pauses)..."Charlie Ward sucks"

Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper Jones: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball!

Walton: Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet

Walton: Balderdash, this is the playoffs!

Walton: Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!

Walton: And just a horrible pass from Walton (Luke Walton, his son)

Walton: That was the worst inbounds pass in the history of the Clippers organization.

Walton: Larry Johnson, who spent the last 48 hours railing against the world, what a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgrace tonight. And he deserved it.

Walton: Abbie Hoffman wasn't a fugitive from Justice, Justice was a fugitive from Abbie Hoffman.
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bill walton 

Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.
Bill Walton is a man with a chicken's brain.
bill walton by DirkD January 27, 2007
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026