Amazing person with a super unique name and she’s upset so I made this for her
She’s hilarious, funny, will grab a wooden spoon out on you and us just all over amazing
A: have you met Betane
B: yeah she just slapped me with a wooden spoon A: *laughter*
She is a cool person she has fluffy hair and lots of dogs her favorite person in the whole world is Alicia. She is yee yee but acts swag ash. #ghettocountry4life
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).