Amazing person with a super uniquename and she’s upset so I made this for her
She’s hilarious, funny, will grab a wooden spoon out on you and us just all over amazing
A: have you met Betane
B: yeah she just slapped me with a wooden spoon A: *laughter*
She is a cool person she has fluffy hair and lots of dogs her favorite person in the whole world is Alicia. She is yee yee but acts swag ash. #ghettocountry4life
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"