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Beningus 

Alternate spelling for biningus.
Plural form: Beningi or Biningi

It's just you know, beningus. May be used for anything and everything. Often used as a euphemism for sexually explicit terms.
My beningus is tingly.
That tickles my beningus.
Do you smell that? Smells like a beningus!
Thank you from the very bottom of my beningus.
May the beningus be with you.
Beningus by Jennifer of GLOF fame February 26, 2008
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Baningus 

A sketchy and somewhat unreliable friend of "Eddie Haskell" nature. A person whom says one thing in front of the face of a friend and a completely opposite thing about that friend behind their back. These types of "friends" have been known to steal money and personal property of so called "friends" and often become "butt hurt" when they feel they are left out of a special occasion.
Baningus: You know one but often become irritated when that person comes around.
Baningus by irritated guy July 23, 2009
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biningus 

It's just ya know, biningus. May be used for anything and everything. More specifically related to things of a sexual nature.
booty
ass
bewbs
hooters
peni
pecker
vag
muff
anything
everything
The GLOF has some pretty sweet biningi (plural).

You better put that biningus away before someone slaps a Meat Loaf sticker on it.

Damn, my biningus hurts!
biningus by Jennifer of GLOF fame February 25, 2008

Benignus 

A regular bowel movement that is propelled out of your rectum by a large pocket of gas behind the bowel movement.
All those Taco Bell tacos gave me a huge benignus.
Benignus by Cancer Killer February 3, 2010

benignus 

When you have to deficate, and you can't for awhile, until it is blown out by gas stored up behind it. Usually ends up splashing you from the forceful entry into the toilet.
I sat on the can for at least a half hour, then I had a benignus, and it was all over.
benignus by MannySheen April 28, 2005
when someone is being a stupid dick
wow he is acting like such a behingus
behingus by sasafrasssss December 27, 2023