bellusci

A monster that looks like a huge ball of fat. It preys on young men by drawing them in with its slippery vagina, then biting off their cocks.

I fell for a bellusci once because I thought it was Miley Cyrus. But now I have no dick.

by minor sixty-niner December 16, 2014

Bellucci-Exception

A woman who is incredibly attractive and/or sexy despite being way over 40. After Italian actress Monica Belucci.

Your date is how old??

47, but that woman is definitely a Bellucci-Exception.

by Largo78 June 14, 2018

belluscio

1. n. One's natural attraction of the opposite sex.

2. v. To hook up

1. I wish i had the mans belluscio.

2. Hey man, belluscio me with that got girl over there!

by malachi91 February 11, 2008

bellucciocity

Bellüccīócity bell-u -she-o-sity (n) 1. the morbid cry of pain within each of our souls that ignites us to fulfill our glory bound destinies.
2. the venom of truth, the source of knowledge, passion pride and the icon of strength which transforms primitive thought into ideas beyond all depth and consciousness.

3. the undiscovered poetry that inflicts pangs of immortal truth and the light through God that intensifies our desires and motives that thrive within until the fall of man.

Average guy: I can't do this bro!

Studmuffin: chill bro, you need bellucciocity

by antbell21 July 27, 2010

bellucci

Crazy outgoing something that's insane n a sense

Yo that kick flip was bellucci

by Nysosa18tray March 18, 2017

Monica Bellucci

The most beautiful actress in the world.

Seeing Monica Bellucci makes me forget how to breathe.

by prettymaryk March 22, 2008

Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.

George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".

by Herodotus July 28, 2008