one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.
This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance
by Mark19 July 23, 2008
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The term "Beer and Dick" was created maybe by the master of the field Dean, A member of the highly distinguished group of the Guilo Crew at BUS and RV consisting of Chris , Matt , Lewy and of course Dean and Steve.

Other randoms come and go but never make it into the "A" team because their shit and we hate them.
We are all mad cunts and love beer and dick and some time fanny's are disgusting depending how many km's they have on them.
Some anecdotes include, Forby, Ya shit and i hate ya, Dave Dave, you're a shit cunt, Rohans mum,

can you buy me a drink i owe the lunch truck lady like 80 bucks , ETC...................
Long after we leave this little shop we will never forget the times at the Guilo and the times it kept us sane.
Man this place is Like Beer and Dick
by Now hang on a minute February 13, 2010
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A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.
That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.
by CrazyCollegeKid January 4, 2008
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Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020
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When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.
Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.
by Gravy balls February 23, 2018
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