Beefday 

slang for birthday

"Ooh! John's turning 15 on Friday! Let's go shopping for a beefday present!"

"Happy Beefday, Meghan!!!!"

Beefday by the Society to Prevent Boredom April 26, 2006

Beerday 

The best day of the week(formerly know as Friday) where you can officially grab a brew at any hour and start your weekend.The day of the week EVERYONE looks forward to.

Collin;"Oh Yeaaaa Beerday,yeaaaa!"

Brad; "TGIB!!!"

Angelina;"You guys fill me in,What's TGIB?"

Brad;"THANK GOD IT'S BEERDAY!!"

Beerday by hnklio October 30, 2010

beeford 

A village full of old stingy moaning bastards, you mayswell call it a fucking care home

Went to beeford today

Oh really didn't get lectured by an old cunt did you?

beeford by Silence1772 January 16, 2020

beforeday 

adverb, noun

1. the day before yesterday
2. two days ago
3. preceding recent times

related words: afterday

reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 前天 (qiántiān, literally before•day), having the same meaning

1. Beforeday is the day before yesterday.
2. The trials of beforeday are the successes of yesterday.
3. I was informed only beforeday of the tragedy.
4. If only I had known beforeday what I knew yesterday...
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. If it weren't for the written word, the minds of beforeday would be forever lost.

beforeday by yqjb February 17, 2010