beaunus

Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.

Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

beanus

a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus

he brags about his beanus all the time.

by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007

Beanus

It can be a way of refering to people in a joking/friendly way, same meaning as "beans" in that sense. Plural for beanu

Look at them smol beanus, they're so cute
We're just sweet little beanus messing arround uwu

by Potato_human November 13, 2019

Beanus

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

Beauzus

Beauzus is the long lost brother of Yeezus ( Kanye West ) and the son of Jesus. He has the charectaristics of a lord and a very powerful human being he is also a very handsome and Indirectious person

That boy looks cool he must be powerful
What if he's a Beauzus?
Holy shit that boy is a Beauzus

by Beauzus January 13, 2015

beanus

Male sexual organ that is instrumental in making babbies.

Doc BC's beanus is so huge he has to measure it with a yard stick.

by Sydney III March 6, 2009

beaunasty

Someone who doesn't shower or keep their body clean, but dresses nice to try and cover it up. Or it can be calling someone a nasty boy.

Anna is such a beaunasty.

by abby j jamie March 13, 2007