beaunus
Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.
Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.
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