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Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.
Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.
beaunus by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus
he brags about his beanus all the time.
beanus by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007
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It can be a way of refering to people in a joking/friendly way, same meaning as "beans" in that sense. Plural for beanu
Look at them smol beanus, they're so cute
We're just sweet little beanus messing arround uwu
Beanus by Potato_human November 13, 2019
When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.
My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.
Beanus by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019
Beauzus is the long lost brother of Yeezus ( Kanye West ) and the son of Jesus. He has the charectaristics of a lord and a very powerful human being he is also a very handsome and Indirectious person
That boy looks cool he must be powerful
What if he's a Beauzus?
Holy shit that boy is a Beauzus
Beauzus by Beauzus January 13, 2015
Male sexual organ that is instrumental in making babbies.
Doc BC's beanus is so huge he has to measure it with a yard stick.
beanus by Sydney III March 6, 2009

beaunasty 

Someone who doesn't shower or keep their body clean, but dresses nice to try and cover it up. Or it can be calling someone a nasty boy.
Anna is such a beaunasty.
beaunasty by abby j jamie March 13, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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