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Beat-up bag of dicks
1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
Beat-up bag of dicks by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
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When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.
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as tired as a bag of beat dicks
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008
bag of beat dicks
Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
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Beat My Bagel by Justin Washington January 21, 2008
beat-off baguette
The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
beat-off baguette by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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