beat bag 

Street lingo for a bag of pot that is not pot at all. Usually oregano, lawn clippings, or a mix of anything that works. Also used when quanity of drugs being bought does not weigh up correct.

Yo, that motherfucker just sold me a beat bag!

beat bag by Trigdog April 2, 2005

Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

Beat-up bag of dicks by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

Beat the bag 

When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.

I was hanging with this girl till she asked to beat the bag like a psychotic bitch.

Beat the bag by harderdaddy420 March 9, 2024

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

bag of beat dicks 

Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness

I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.

bag of beat dicks by Bertdogg54 June 18, 2015

Beat My Bagel 

A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

Beat My Bagel by Justin Washington January 21, 2008

beat-off baguette 

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

beat-off baguette by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014