Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

Beard Bandit by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

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Bum Beard Bandit

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

Bum Beard Bandit by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008

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Beard Bandit • Bum Beard Bandit • bandie bear • Beard Goggles • beard-on • Beard Season • Beard Fag • beard splitter • Beard Baby • Beard Bag

bandie bear

a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players.

not to be confused with brassy bear

trumpets and trombones are brass players, who may even shut a door in your face, and make your head bleed

bandie bear by stephany May 10, 2005

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