bazooie

a person who likes to make up stories about other people to raise his own social status. Also has a tendency to steal from friends, and deny it, even with overwhelming proof of his guilt.

My credit is fucked up because that bazooie used my calling card to ring up $1500 in calls to his fat girlfriend.

by Ya Momz May 3, 2005

bazoobies

a really fine pair of boobs, in ideal size and well formed

got a new girl friend with perfect bazoobies!

by steppenwolf August 22, 2006

Bazooked

to be completely fuked up beyond belief as if you were just hit by a bazooka

nigga that party was sick last night i got fuckin bazooked!

by FRANK RIZZO ND SHAWN FINLEY August 22, 2009

Bazoomers

Breasts which are conical in shape, resembling the tips of a torpedo or bazooka shell. The shape most often naturally grown by transsexuals on hormone replacement therapy.

Scuzzy man A: "Hey check out that hot chick!"
Scuzzy man B: "That used to be a dude, see those bazoomers?"
Scuzzy man A: "I know. I wanna stick it in."

by Elsy Number 2 September 3, 2012

bazooked

when you’re holding something red or blue and sitting on the ground and your friends can “bazook” you

bro you just got bazooked because you were holding a red pen!

by thedictionarywriterlol March 11, 2019

BAzooted

higher extent to zooted, different level of blowed

my dude i am BAzooted rn, i think im reaching cloud 10!

by juice milla March 30, 2020

bazoomer

One who is in the age range of a zoomer, but acts like a boomer.

Friend A: “Abbie is in high school, but she doesn’t even know what Airpods are.”

Friend B:”What a bazoomer!”

by ethanolbox November 22, 2019