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used to show surprise or utter shock, usually yelled, best in telling stories of random happenings also, a city in Cameroon (near Nigeria)
so i was walking down the street and BAZANGA some freak totally came out of no where and nearly scared me to death
bazanga by Alexcia November 23, 2007
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shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
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A phrase used to express sarcasm or jokes. Also a phrase commonly used in Big Bang Theory show by character Sheldon.
Person One: Tell me a Joke.
Person Two: Your life. Bazinga.
Bazinga by Common Russian April 18, 2018

bazongas 

Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"
bazongas by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003
Female noun that means "very ugly woman" in Brazilian portuguese.
Sua irmã é uma baranga nojenta
(your sister is a disgusting ugly girl )

A festa estava cheia de barangas a procura de ser comidas
( The party was plenty of ugly girls looking for someone to fuck them )
Baranga by slorenx September 2, 2006
It's a game. When you burp, you or your friends say "baganga". Then you have to put your thumb to your forehead and wiggle your fingers, pointed upward. If you don't, you'll get smacked on the forehead.
BUUURRRRPPP! "Baganga"

SMACK.
what the heck?
You didn't say baganga like me, so I can smack you on the forehead.

I'll smack YOU on the forehead.

Dude, it's just a game. Play along.
Baganga by Marco youth May 4, 2010

Bazinga Brain 

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
Bazinga Brain by Vespr June 30, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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