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used to show surprise or utter shock, usually yelled, best in telling stories of random happenings also, a city in Cameroon (near Nigeria)
so i was walking down the street and BAZANGA some freak totally came out of no where and nearly scared me to death
by Alexcia November 23, 2007
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The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
by McBikmik April 30, 2019
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Bazinga

A phrase used to express sarcasm or jokes. Also a phrase commonly used in Big Bang Theory show by character Sheldon.
Person One: Tell me a Joke.
Person Two: Your life. Bazinga.
by Common Russian April 18, 2018
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bazongas

Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"
by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003
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Baranga

Female noun that means "very ugly woman" in Brazilian portuguese.
Sua irmã é uma baranga nojenta
(your sister is a disgusting ugly girl )

A festa estava cheia de barangas a procura de ser comidas
( The party was plenty of ugly girls looking for someone to fuck them )
by slorenx September 2, 2006
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Baganga

It's a game. When you burp, you or your friends say "baganga". Then you have to put your thumb to your forehead and wiggle your fingers, pointed upward. If you don't, you'll get smacked on the forehead.
BUUURRRRPPP! "Baganga"

SMACK.
what the heck?
You didn't say baganga like me, so I can smack you on the forehead.

I'll smack YOU on the forehead.

Dude, it's just a game. Play along.
by Marco youth May 4, 2010
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Bazinga Brain

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
by Vespr June 30, 2022
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